how to piss someone off:

leave the door open



its summer harrys got his titties out and it’s time to fucking party


harry looks like hes attending the funeral of a previous sugardaddy


listen harry is that weird uncle who sits you down and is like “hey you know you can tell me anything and i won’t rat on you to the ‘rents” and then he reaches around you for an orange and straight up bites it peel and all


if i could bet on one thing that would never happen it would be 5sos falling in love with a fan that clings to their car window


niall has been the glue that held this train wreck together for four fucking years


"do u do drugs?"
“yes!!! I do malikjuana tomlinbacco styleroids payne killers and horanoin!!


I am scared of meeting harry styles and he’s in some kind of large hat and i end up hitting myself in the face with the brim of his hat and that’s my only encounter with harry styles for the rest of my life


remember when liam and niall called that girl who won the star caller contest thing and they were like why are you whispering and she was like im in class rn and liam was like oh no im so sorry go back to learning and niall was like can u sneak out


tips for people who get butthurt when they get pushed at a concert

  • stay home 


hey northeast america people!! theres supposed to be some pretty big thunderstorms rolling through tonight and tomorrow with intense rain so just make sure u are ready! theres flash flood watches up already so check if ur area is included but maybe try to not be driving tomorrow if u can avoid it and build a lil emergency kit [flashlight, external charger for phone, candles, granola bars and water bottles] just in case :) be safe!!

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An aesthetic is a fake leg (or arm) that people use when they got no limbs


pretty sure that’s a prosthetic 


i feel bad for 5’11 boys like u were so close. u almost made it.


I’m ugly as shit but i still expect to marry a band member ok


u dont have to know all the members names to be a fan of a band … as long as u like the music congratulations u are a fan